January 2010
68 posts
Winning Lottery ticket disappear? Normal. Lottery winner disappear? Only in Florida. http://ow.ly/10IyD
Man feels “down in the dumps” until the dumpster gives him a little love back. http://ow.ly/10CDb
Happy Birthday, Lu the Hippo! You don’t look a day over 49! http://ow.ly/10CA7
Jealous of my fanny pack ridin’ low? Yeah, that’s what I thought: http://ow.ly/10rQD
Who’s the freak who didn’t tweet today? This guy! Instead, why don’t you check out last week’s “Freak of the Week!”
When Floridians aren’t using 911 for fast-food complaints, they find other uses for the emergency service. http://ow.ly/10kIt
You won’t find many folks who don’t think he’s a freak, so it was only inevitable he’d become a Freak of the Week: http://flafreakshow.com
How *not* to kill a spider: http://ow.ly/ZJaq
‘Sex Or Jail?’ Apparently, Bail Bondsmans are a seedy lot. Whodathunkit? http://ow.ly/ZrNh
When Burger King wants to open a “Bar” to sell their value meals and beer, where would you go to open it? That’s right… http://ow.ly/ZrKG
Bad enough that you have to work a crash scene…but this is just embarrassing: http://ow.ly/ZrEl
#FollowFriday New FL Freaks! @WINKLauren @CombatWrestling @miamiherald @jaredgoyette @AbrakadoodlePBC @tikitender Let your Freak Flag Fly!
Only in Florida will you find a couple fighting for custody of their baby…chimp. http://ow.ly/ZrbM
#FollowFriday New FL Freaks! @MiriamHS @cruisers4haiti @LaughInComedy @tamtam7369 @Cabeza58 @Fiffington @NBC2END Let your Freak Flag Fly!
It’s hard enough keeping your home in Florida. Now, banks apparently pick homes to foreclose at random: http://ow.ly/Z2uB
Are you parking cars in your Florida driveway? You’d better be ready to pay the price. We don’t let crooks off the hook. http://ow.ly/Z1NS
With a name like Florida Family Association, you’d think they would keep their hate emails more G-rated. http://ow.ly/YKHX
This one’s got goofy sitcom written all over it. Hope his roommate doesn’t have an affinity for cats. http://ow.ly/YKwr
So, Bubba the Shock Jock says outrageous things and gets in hot water? Shocker. Oh, it’s about Haiti? Classy. http://ow.ly/YKB7
Wouldn’t be a cold snap in Florida if he didn’t accesorize his Jorts with some Sweatpants action. Well played. http://ow.ly/YsT9
Well, no wonder she was “Hot….” Those tanning beds can get pretty warm, after all. http://ow.ly/YfRz
You mean to tell me that Florida has a “mullet limit?” Somebody better tell Supercuts. http://ow.ly/YfZF
Forget Bruce Wayne. The real Batman lives in Panama City Beach. http://ow.ly/XKR1
If you’re enough of a freak to leave your Christmas tree up this long… Darwin might be trying to take care of you. http://ow.ly/XKIR
It’s bad enough to find your husband with another woman… But it’s even worse when he’s been dead for two decades. http://ow.ly/XKG8
The cold weather brought out the freaks last week, like our Freak of the Week runner-up: http://www.floridafreakshow.com/
How the Good Humor man lost his sense of Humor: http://ow.ly/Xq2n
Who’s our freak of the week? A very lonely woman. Who happens to be a bit of a klepto. http://www.floridafreakshow.com/
Worst. Getaway. Ever. http://ow.ly/XcWT
Beauty has its cost. http://ow.ly/Wu43
We all know that buying naughty toys can be embarrassing. But not nearly as embarrassing as getting caught stealing them. http://ow.ly/WtSP
If you’ve lost a grandmother recently, you might check with the Broward County Justice System. http://ow.ly/W2aq
Think those Florida kids trying to build snowmen last week were freaky? That’s nothin’ http://ow.ly/W26a
Hard to believe she didn’t like ya, dude. Trapping women in their own home is a major turn-on. http://ow.ly/VKcu
Just because we all love @WholeFoods doesn’t mean we want to marry it. Or IN it, for that matter: http://ow.ly/VI0Y
That’s what I like to see in my Florida Freaks: Resourcefulness… and a quick exit. http://ow.ly/VHSM
Florida Freak identification quiz. 1) What’s wrong with this sentence: “I only drank two pitchers” http://ow.ly/VHWo
2 weeks into the “frigid” weather and Florida has its first confirmed cold kill. Impressed…Freaks are toughening up. http://ow.ly/VJXh
And we thought these kids would make it. See how Florida can tear a relationship apart? http://ow.ly/VHYK
“Cougars” and “cubs” denied access to Carnival cruise lines. Just a fun title, ain’t it? http://ow.ly/VK7r
This just makes me sad for kids who grow up in Florida. http://ow.ly/UTUz (thanks to @NorthFloridaFun for the link!)
When the boss asks to drive your car, let him. Unless your car happens to be a fire truck. http://ow.ly/UTWM
Larry Flynt has been a Freakshow for ages. It was only inevitable that a Penthouse lawsuit would come from Florida. http://ow.ly/UTTx
Ok, so we kind of slacked on the first couple “Freaks of the Week” this year. Our bad. Check them out now: http://www.flafreakshow.com
Breaking News Hell Freezes over. Oh wait, that’s just Orlando. http://ow.ly/UEBr
Thanks for the #FF Mentions: @Fiffington @kittysparx @has2b_christyv
Only 40 bucks? I think I just found the one thing in Naples that isn’t overpriced! http://ow.ly/UfhX
Turns out, those evil kamikaze iguanas are just cold. Bummer. http://ow.ly/TLGh
We all know about the oranges. But nobody ever mentions the fishies. http://ow.ly/TLCG
Honestly, I think I would have rather been shot. It’s damn cold out there: http://ow.ly/TLDV