December 2009
83 posts
Dean Wormer was mostly right. Drunk & stupid is no way to go thru life. Face Tattoo: a bonus. (Thx 4 link @alleeycat!) http://ow.ly/Ro9O
The KKK has an image problem? Can’t imagine why…*smacks head* http://ow.ly/RnOx
No. 1 Freaky story from NWF Daily News - “I’m an alcoholic nymphomaniac, just arrest me” http://ow.ly/RnXc
I can’t stop the screaming of the Ice Cream Trucks in my head, Clarice! http://ow.ly/RnGM
Thanks Tow to Go…for helping save Florida Freaks from themselves…on New Years Eve. http://ow.ly/RnM5
Happy New Year (almost)… and Thank you, Associated Press, for doing our job for us: http://ow.ly/Rayr
It is indeed…all about the shoes, Money. http://ow.ly/Ro0T
So, you had sex and got punched in the nose. Join the club. http://ow.ly/Rn8n
And the Freak of the Year is…… the man who allegedly asked his 5th Grade kid to help him dump a dead hooker’s body! http://ow.ly/RdIx
You found a guy in a car in the middle of your front lawn— and you decided to just hope he’d go away? http://ow.ly/Raqv
At least he thought of someplace more creative than “under the bed.” http://ow.ly/RarI
“Typical teenage angst.” Yeah, that’s a good motive. (Thanks @alleeycat!) http://ow.ly/RbjL
It’s not even 2010 yet, but I can see one person who won’t succeed at that “lose weight” resolution: http://ow.ly/QzGg
Have we badgered you enough to vote for the Freak of the Year yet? We haven’t? Excellent! Only two days left to vote! http://ow.ly/QthU
What’s that, Lassie? (*woof* *woof*) The Old Mill Road is washed out? http://ow.ly/Qtde
Don’t ask Edward Allen Collins where the beef is. http://ow.ly/QteL
You… in the wheelchair. No beach for you. http://ow.ly/Qt9E
Ivana Trump: Florida Freak or hero? You be the judge: http://ow.ly/QckW
Hey, drunkies! While you’re looking for porn at 4 a.m., make yourself useful by voting for “Freak of the Year:” http://www.flafreakshow.com
What are you doing up so late? While you’re wasting time on the web, do us a favor and vote for Florida freak of the year: http://ow.ly/PXyF
We’re not the only ones looking for the biggest freaks around… tcpalm.com is, too. Vote in their poll: http://ow.ly/PXwS then in ours!
If you haven’t seen the news yet… Urban Meyer is stepping down as UF’s head coach. We’re sure the panic and looting will begin any minute.
What happened to the good old days, when family fights would occur over a Monopoly board? Everything’s so high-tech now. http://ow.ly/PXkT
Vote for Freak of the Year. Make it a new holiday tradition. Hell, it’s better than eggnog, isn’t it? http://www.floridafreakshow.com
What a waste. Just think of all the margaritas you could make with 20 tons of crushed ice: http://ow.ly/Py1Y
Breakfast? Check. Gifts opened? Check. Family fight? Check. All that’s left now is to vote for Freak of the Year: http://ow.ly/Py00
If you had to deal with preschoolers every damn day, you’d be on crack, too…. http://ow.ly/PxY5
Don’t you need a hill within 100 miles to be a “valley?” RT @alleeycat Collier County’s new nickname: Crazy Valley
Merry Christmas, Indeed! http://ow.ly/PhvL
Dear Santa, Please bring me a hundred “Freak of the Year” votes. Love, the Florida Freakshow. http://www.floridafreakshow.com
If only he’d gotten his palm read, he would have known what was coming. http://ow.ly/Pnbz
FORE! http://ow.ly/PndG
A little note to the Text Message Generation: This iz y speling matturs: http://ow.ly/Pj9h
Run, run, Rudolph! Cleanup on aisle eight! http://ow.ly/PhLE
All I want for Christmas is more “Freak of the Year” votes! You don’t want to break my little heart, do you? http://www.flafreakshow.com
*sniff* I always cry at weddings. http://ow.ly/P2kV
Pink Chihuahua stolen from gay bar by man with “Britney” tattoo. Oh, no he didn’t! http://ow.ly/P0ZG
You want a wii for Christmas? All these kids want is ten damn minutes of privacy. http://ow.ly/P2mr
Congress ramps up its war on Beauty with the new healthcare smart bomb, Tanning Tax. If only Florida had beaches! http://ow.ly/P15L
NW Florida Daily News counts down their top 10 freaky stories this year - Here’s no. 9: http://ow.ly/P0WK
Sometimes, KISS makeup needs to be left to the band. As a KISS fan, I think Dad is doing more harm than good. http://ow.ly/OXo5
Have you voted for our Freak of the Year yet? It’s quick, painless, and we won’t even spam you! http://www.floridafreakshow.com
Forget the reindeer…Santa’s riding in this Christmas on a hog. http://ow.ly/OFqg
Don’t steal my lucky charms, ho! http://ow.ly/OFp6
Remember “The Boy Who Cried Wolf?” Here’s the freaky Florida version: http://ow.ly/OCAE
Broward Sheriff’s Office to MC Hammer: Please Hammer, Do Help Us…and leave the parachute pants in Oakland. http://ow.ly/OFdx
And all this time, I thought you were supposed to take Xanax orally. http://ow.ly/OCsP
Miami cabbie stiffed on $3,000 cross country cab ride. Pretty sure you can get a plane ticket to Memphis for $1,000. http://ow.ly/ODI6
We have over 1,300 followers— and we won’t be happy until every one of you votes for the Freak of the Year! http://www.flafreakshow.com
Well, lookie who made the news today: http://ow.ly/OCde #ShamelessPlug